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Drunk Swim

"Let's get drunk and swim". Bad advice, kids. It's winter (in case those icicles on your nipples didn't tit you off already) and that means the water will be borderline "Canadian". Thus, if you have a couple of dark ales and head into the ocean tonight you're liable to freeze to death or, worse still, suffer from Serious Shrinkage and lose the love of your life. Real life lessons kids — gals don't like fellas with Small Personalities.

Drunk Swim is just one of the 11 awesome songs that make up The Paper Scissors' new album In Loving Memory, which is set to be released physically and digitally on June 17. Seriously kid/s, here's another life lesson — make sure you get your mits on this record. Seriously.

The band kick off their album tour next week in their hometown, with support from our/your Best Mate Guerre. And Pluto Jonze.

Friday, June 17: Oxford Art Factory, Sydney
Saturday, June 18: Transit Bar, Canberra
Friday, June 24: East Brunswick Club, Melbourne
Saturday, June 25: Jive, Adelaide
Friday, July 1: Great Northern Hotel, Byron Bay
Saturday, July 2: Step Inn, Brisbane
Wednesday, July 13: Beach Road Hotel, Bondi
Friday, July 15: The Great Northern Hotel, Newcastle
Saturday, July 16: Brass Monkey, Cronulla
Saturday, July 16: Clarendon, Katoomba*

* Hey Paper Scissors, are you really playing two shows in the opposite end of the Earth on the same night? Wow.

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